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What’s the color of your banana? Well, of course it’s yellow!
Well, my bananas have their bruises and I don’t have any idea why. I have a theory though.
At night, bananas are fighting with yet, another specie: black bananas. But of course, they always win because black always dies first (in most movies). Normal bananas, when touched by the black bananas, will have black strains on them.
And that’s why they have bruises, they are infected by these black bananas!
We all know that bananas are safe to eat, but remember, they are always infected by the black bananas (there are no perfect bananas). We must be careful to eat our bananas!